Holy Wobbles Batman

So you know I am all about the shoes and am not afraid to go into slightly crazy territory. However, these are just silly. Now I do understand that what is on the runway is not necessarily what shows up on the racks But this is just getting stupid. They do create an other-worldly, long, lean, line, which I am sure was what Olivier Theyskens was trying f0r in the Fall 2009 show for Nina Ricci and I do like the second last outfit in the random 4 I have pulled for here but yikes.

Would you wear even a modified version of any of these?